DO NOT FALL ASLEEP AT SEA
Given his agility, the position of elevator repairman seemed perfect for the young octopus, despite his prodigious strength sometimes causing more damage than he’d actually been sent to repair.
[Wizard magazine, August 24, 1935 via Agence eureka]
Hey, internet, do you know if any Big Band folks - like Benny Goodman or whoever - did a version of Mouret’s “Rondeau”? You know, the Masterpiece Theater music? Because I’ve had this arrangement in my head for years.
It could really swing.
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